Repeat our humor columnist's affirmations to cope with the election
This week, our humor columnist releases her frustrations about the election outcome by screaming and accidentally scaring people. Read more »
Humor
Our humor columnist has all the do's, don'ts to conquer your freshman year
Our humor columnist guides Syracuse University freshmen through the do’s and don'ts to survive their first year on campus. Read more »
'The Substance' successfully pulls off grotesque satire
French writer-director Coralie Fargeat’s “The Substance” tells an uncomplicated story of an older woman using a substance to transform her into a more beautiful, younger self. Read more »
'The Penguin' serves a refreshing take on the iconic character
Episode one of Max’s “The Penguin” featured a fresh approach to the iconic DC Comics character and set high standards for the remainder of the series. Read more »
Our humor columnist has a budgeting guide for all your adult expenses
This week, our humor columnist discovers the expenses of adult life. So, she makes a budget, adding her dream pants to the top of her list. Read more »
Suki Waterhouse reels in listeners with raw, gritty emotion
Suki Waterhouse solidifies her place in the indie pop genre with her sophomore album, “Memoir of a Sparklemuffin.” Read more »
Our humor columnist says to ditch 'hot girl summer' and follow these beach trip tips
Our humor columnist prepares for summer break with a list of dos and don'ts. Ready to relax on upstate New York beaches, she makes friends using the Hippo method, keeping only her eyes “above the water.” Read more »
Our humor columnist says these study methods are all you need to pass finals
With finals coming up, our humor columnist details her studying process. Read more »
Our humor columnist defeats their fear of the dark thanks to the solar eclipse
Somehow our humor columnist survived the total solar eclipse, even though she’s scared of the dark. She spent months preparing for the darkness the totality would bring. Read more »
The new ‘Ted’ show outshines the movies it spins-off
This year, Peacock introduced Seth MacFarlane’s “Ted” spinoff sitcom. Our screen time columnist details the series’ humor and inspiration and applauds the unforgettable R-rated teddy bear. Read more »
Our humor columnist's dream bid day themes would make any new member's day
Our humor columnist tells you every bid day theme that the Syracuse sororities missed this weekend. From Deep Sea Creatures to the Industrial Revolution, here are next year's best themes. Read more »
An ode to the appliances in our humor columnist’s apartment
Living in a college apartment comes with several unique quirks, especially its appliances. From burning herself on her radiator to being unable to wash her dishes because of her roommate’s air fryer, our Humor Columnist details her apartment struggles. Read more »
Our humor columnist’s holiday wishlist, finals edition
If you’ve ever had five finals on one day or slipped on ice in front of a crowd, you’ll relate to this wishlist Read more »
Our humor columnist gives Halloween costumes a much-needed sultry facelift
Take inspiration from our humor columnist for your next sexy Halloween look Read more »
The ultimate itinerary for a 'fun' fall day trip
With haunted wagons and sexy pirate costumes, our humor columnist knows how to celebrate the autumn season right Read more »
The 5 stages of pulling an all-nighter
Juggling midterms, essays and a healthy sleep schedule is a struggle for our humor columnist. Read more »
What they forgot to tell you about Syracuse during the campus tour
In honor of the ridiculous amount of campus tours lately, our humor columnist has highlighted the things your tour guide probably forgot to tell you. Read more »
Aine Hunt's declassified February in Syracuse survival guide
Between Valentine’s Day and the freezing weather, February in Syracuse can be a difficult month, but lucky for you, our humor columnist has got you covered. Read more »
A brutally honest review of every freshman dorm
1000 stairs, constant construction and collective suffering — here are the unofficial rankings of SU freshman dorms. Read more »
Ask Aine: Dating advice from someone who doesn’t date
Our humor columnist offers advice for dating while attending SU. Read more »
Now able to see the future, amateur psychic predicts what's to come at SU
Our humor columnist trained all summer to become a psychic and has foreseen a number of changes that Syracuse University will face this semester. Read more »
7 ways top Syracuse bars can rake in more customers
Faegan’s and Orange Crate are running out of ideas to attract college students, but our humor columnist has important tips for raking in more customers. Read more »
The best and worst places to poop on Syracuse's campus
Did your morning coffee upset your stomach at the worst time possible? Here are the best (and worst) places our humor columnist advises you to take a number two. Read more »
You’re bound to run into every single person you’re trying to avoid at home
Going home for spring break? Humor columnist Aine Hunt has an idea of some of the dreaded hometown characters you might run into next week. Read more »
