Repeat our humor columnist's affirmations to cope with the election
This week, our humor columnist releases her frustrations about the election outcome by screaming and accidentally scaring people. Read more »
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Our humor columnist reviews her favorite time of the year: Halloweekend
This Halloweekend, our humor columnist dusted off her old party boots to partake in the season’s festivities. Read more »
These tips will lead you to the ultimate trick-or-treat bender
Our humor columnist gives readers tips on how to secure the most candy while trick-or-treating this Halloweekend. Read more »
Vote for our humor columnist in the 2024 presidential election
Our humor columnist shares what she would do if she were president, just in time for the upcoming election. Read more »
Our humor columnist has all the do's, don'ts to conquer your freshman year
Our humor columnist guides Syracuse University freshmen through the do’s and don'ts to survive their first year on campus. Read more »
Be cool when covering your eyes during a scary movie with these tips
Our humor columnist gives readers tips on how to handle watching scary movies, as the spooky season approaches. Read more »
The best ways to make a move on your Marriage Pact match
Our humor columnist gives readers clear advice on how to deal with their new Marriage Pact matches, including reaching out quickly but not desperately. Read more »
Our humor columnist has a budgeting guide for all your adult expenses
This week, our humor columnist discovers the expenses of adult life. So, she makes a budget, adding her dream pants to the top of her list. Read more »
Our humor columnist wants to see these electives on SU's course catalog
Now that she is an upperclassman, our humor columnist has some ideas about the offered Syracuse University elective classes. Read more »
Our humor columnist has a million issues with the Great NY State Fair
As a hard-to-please Syracuse resident, our humor columnist lists her complaints with the Great New York State Fair. Read more »
The lies needed to tell to your bffs about the summer you definitely had...or didn't
Following the advice of her middle school guidance counselor, our humor columnist prepares for back to school season with a list of lies to tell her friends about her awesome summer adventures. In reality, her most exciting summer days consisted of trips to the movie theater. Read more »
Our humor columnist says these study methods are all you need to pass finals
With finals coming up, our humor columnist details her studying process. Read more »
Our humor columnist hates her title. She's on a mission to become more serious.
Forget the hilarious jokes, our humor columnist will only discuss serious topics from now on. Prepare for columns on theater, literature and other scholarly subjects. Read more »
Our humor columnist defeats their fear of the dark thanks to the solar eclipse
Somehow our humor columnist survived the total solar eclipse, even though she’s scared of the dark. She spent months preparing for the darkness the totality would bring. Read more »
Our humor columnist could bring everything to the table as the next Otto
Today, our humor columnist writes a plea to be next in line to be Otto the Orange. From her lack of social anxiety to her outstanding dedication, she is the perfect candidate. Read more »
Our humor columnist survived a pyramid scheme. Now they're offering business advice.
The most unexpected spring break ever? Our humor columnist shares how she found herself hard at work in a pyramid scheme. Read more »
Our humor columnist can help you find a job to pay off your student loans
Prepared to charge a couple bucks for teaching a Zumba class or washing the Otto mascot costumes? Our Humor Columnist shares ideas for odd jobs around campus that might help to pay off student loans. Read more »
Our humor columnist has tips for you to enjoy her least favorite activity: sports
Ever gotten bored at a basketball game but still wanted to be a part of the school spirit? Our humor columnist has tips to keep you occupied. Read more »
The new ‘Ted’ show outshines the movies it spins-off
This year, Peacock introduced Seth MacFarlane’s “Ted” spinoff sitcom. Our screen time columnist details the series’ humor and inspiration and applauds the unforgettable R-rated teddy bear. Read more »
Our humor columnist's dream bid day themes would make any new member's day
Our humor columnist tells you every bid day theme that the Syracuse sororities missed this weekend. From Deep Sea Creatures to the Industrial Revolution, here are next year's best themes. Read more »
Our humor columnist mourns Michael Cera’s Oscar ‘Barbie’ snub
Michael Cera was robbed of his Oscar nomination for his performance as Allan in “Barbie.” Our humor columnist details her thoughts, opinions and her most controversial opinions on this year’s Oscar nominations. Read more »
An ode to the appliances in our humor columnist’s apartment
Living in a college apartment comes with several unique quirks, especially its appliances. From burning herself on her radiator to being unable to wash her dishes because of her roommate’s air fryer, our Humor Columnist details her apartment struggles. Read more »
'Pi Pi Pi' is our humor's columnists dream sorority
Check out our Humor Columnist's newest (fictional) sorority. Here’s why you should go Tri Pi. Read more »
Everything to look forward to in an abysmal Syracuse winter
Don’t let the first snow excitement deceive you, Syracuse winter is brutal Read more »
